{"id":166788,"date":"2017-04-05T08:15:03","date_gmt":"2017-04-05T08:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/i\/i-tried-kylie-jenners-makeup-routine-for-a-week-heres-what-happened\/"},"modified":"2017-04-05T08:15:03","modified_gmt":"2017-04-05T08:15:03","slug":"i-tried-kylie-jenners-makeup-routine-for-a-week-heres-what-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/i\/i-tried-kylie-jenners-makeup-routine-for-a-week-heres-what-happened\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018I Tried Kylie Jenner\u2019s Makeup Routine For A Week\u2014Here\u2019s What Happened\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I slowly moved the applicator of\u00a0<strong>Kat Von D\u2019s Everlasting Liquid Lipstick in Witches<\/strong>\u00a0($34,\u00a0amazon.com<\/a>) near my mouth before work, my hand began to tremble uncontrollably. I own\u2014and have worn to work\u2014several shades of liquid matte lipstick. \u201cIt\u2019s just lipstick,\u201d I coaxed myself as I gazed at my reflection. \u201cIt\u2019s just lipstick.\u201d After all, Kylie looks amazing in the color.<\/p>\n<p>But upon arrival to the office that morning, I learned that it was not, in fact,\u00a0<em>just\u00a0<\/em>lipstick. I was met with bewildered expressions from acquaintances by the coffee machine. My close coworkers, however, weren\u2019t afraid to start laying it on thick (no pun intended).<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you have a meeting this morning? I hope not, \u2018cause you\u2019re going to freak people the f-ck out,\u201d one stated, although she also proclaimed that she loved the goth look.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, no,\u201d another unapologetic coworker said, laughing. \u201cThe black lipstick has gotta go.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou should be in\u00a0<em>The Craft<\/a><\/em>,\u201d another suggested. I was tempted to start spreading salt around my office while chanting nonsensical phrases just to achieve the full effect.<\/p>\n<p>The reception on social media when I posted pics was much warmer. I had to admit, the lipstick was striking and photogenic\u2014but only with a pout. The second I began to speak or smile, the inner pinkness of my mouth provided a stark contrast with the \u201cwitchy\u201d hue. I felt like I\u2019d be better suited at a KISS concert.<\/p>\n<p>Also, if you\u00a0Google<\/a>\u00a0celebs wearing black lipstick (including Jenner), you\u2019ll seldom find any with bared teeth. Now I know why.<\/p>\n<h3>RELATED:\u00a0This Is How Much 8 Celebrities Spend On Their Skin-Care Routines<\/a><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I slowly moved the applicator of\u00a0Kat Von D\u2019s Everlasting Liquid Lipstick in Witches\u00a0($34,\u00a0amazon.com) near my mouth before work, my hand began to tremble uncontrollably. I own\u2014and have worn to work\u2014several shades of liquid matte lipstick. \u201cIt\u2019s just lipstick,\u201d I coaxed myself as I gazed at my reflection. \u201cIt\u2019s just lipstick.\u201d After all, Kylie looks <a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/i\/i-tried-kylie-jenners-makeup-routine-for-a-week-heres-what-happened\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/i\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}