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Here’s What The Bachelor Would Be Like with a 37-Year-Old Woman (Gasp!) on It


Not only is Molly’s editing flawless, her hilarious cameos actually seem like they could be on the show…because people get that crazy.

Here are some of our favorite quotes:

  • “I told Amber I was gonna go take a quick shower, shave my pits, ‘cause my hair grows really long in my armpits really fast, ‘cause I’m 37. Hormones are really weird at that age.”
     
  • “I used to be the captain of the field hockey and lacrosse team in high school, except for senior year when I quit lacrosse because I, like, got really heavy into drugs and alcohol. But just, like, I got past that, obviously. Anyway, I’m still athletic—woo!”
     
  • “I don’t understand. I’m not from this weird world that you’re all from.”
     
  • “I haven’t even told Ben about how I froze my eggs for him, you know?”

Molly has even set up a Facebook page (Molly from the Bachelor), where she uploads perfect Bachelor-style photos (posing with a rose and all) and regularly posts new videos.

It’s still early in the season, but we’re definitely supporting Molly as a candidate for the next Bachelorette.