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You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve told your sister about him. He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s started to refer to you two as a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153we.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d From the obnoxious pet names to the fact that you regularly sleep in his T-shirts, all signs point to one thing: You are in a brand-new, verifiable relationship. While you may openly admit to swooning over his biceps and falling for his awesome sense of humor, here are seven\u00c2\u00a0other behaviors that you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re totally keeping hush-hush.<\/p>\n
1. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Accidentally\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Leave Things at His Place<\/strong> 2. Picture Every Detail of What Your Future Will Be\u00c2\u00a0Like<\/strong> RELATED:\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>12 Signs You and Your Partner Are Turning Into the Same Person<\/big><\/p>\n 3. Wince\u00c2\u00a0a Little When you Delete Your Bootie Call\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Number.<\/strong> 4. Stalk His Ex\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Facebook Page.<\/strong> 5. Strategize\u00c2\u00a0About Fixing Him<\/strong> RELATED:\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>7 Reasons a Guy Will Break Things Off\u00e2\u20ac\u201dEven When He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Actually Into You<\/big><\/p>\n 6. Test the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153How Much of Your Crap Can He Withstand\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Waters<\/strong> 7. Divulge Details of What His Junk Looks Like to Your Girlfriends<\/strong> RELATED: <\/strong>13 Crucial Facts About His Penis<\/big><\/p>\n 8. Inspect His Medicine Cabinet.<\/strong> You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve told your sister about him. He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s started to refer to you two as a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153we.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d From the obnoxious pet names to the fact that you regularly sleep in his T-shirts, all signs point to one thing: You are in a brand-new, verifiable relationship. While you may openly admit to swooning over his biceps and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/healthmedicinet.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nOops. You left your favorite dress hanging in his closet. And your extra toothbrush in his bathroom. And a blanket on his bed because he always has the AC blasting. Why, if we didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know better, it would almost seem like you were trying to mark your territory\u00c2\u00a0one tank top at a time.<\/p>\n
\nSure,\u00c2\u00a0he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s great\u00c2\u00a0and you guys are on cloud nine, but you did just<\/em> start dating, and it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s way too soon to begin fantasizing about that fairy-tale proposal (he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll probably surprise you!)\u00c2\u00a0and the song for your first dance\u00c2\u00a0and your two kids\u00e2\u20ac\u201da boy and a girl\u00e2\u20ac\u201dand your retirement home\u00c2\u00a0in Santa Barbara. Oh, yeah, you probably should meet his parents first.<\/p>\n
\nYou are so<\/em> happy\u00c2\u00a0and nothing could be better than the parade of euphoria that is new love. Still. That hot bartender who lived down the street got you through so many dry spells and had such a nice butt and\u00e2\u20ac\u201djust delete the number\u00e2\u20ac\u201dquickly. Like you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re ripping off a Band-Aid.<\/p>\n
\nHis past is his past, and what\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s important is that he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s with you now\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6and that you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re prettier, more successful, and a better dresser than his old flame, which you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be able to confirm after you just take a quick three-hour peek at her profile\u00c2\u00a0and every single picture and status she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s posted for the past several years.<\/p>\n
\nHe is perfect. At least, he will be as soon as you replace that bath towel he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s using as a curtain. And get him to eat more vegetables. And bring him to your yoga class. You know you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really change a person, but you can tweak them a little bit, right?<\/p>\n
\nSure, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all about this relationship when things are going perfectly, but what\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to happen when he finally learns about that baggage you have from your parents\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 divorce? Or the fact that you get really bad anxiety before a big work meeting? There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s only one way to find out\u00e2\u20ac\u201dby blindsiding him with an argument over an otherwise lovely sushi date, a.k.a. giving him the chance to prove what a great guy he is.<\/p>\n
\nFew things come close to the joy that is epic beginning-of-a-relationship sex. Are you really expected, then, to not brag to your girls about the five\u00c2\u00a0orgasms he gave you before breakfast with that impressively big member? Sure, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d be horrified to know that the same girls you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re meeting for game night know that he has a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Goldilocks\u00e2\u20ac\u009d penis (it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just right!), but for now, you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t help but share your enthusiasm for your new favorite kind of sausage.<\/p>\n
\nYes, you respect his privacy, blah blah blah, but you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re also only human and bound to be at least a little curious as to which medications he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s taking, what kind of after-shave he uses, and whether he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got an old box of condoms lying around from his ex. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not that you would actually do anything with that information\u00e2\u20ac\u201dexcept maybe Google what that blue pill is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"