9 Times We’d Really Rather Not See a Guy Naked

Generally speaking, there are few things as yummy as seeing an attractive man au naturale. Everything from watching TV to having breakfast in bed is a little more fun when you have a naked playmate. There are some times, however, when no man, no matter how sexy, could possibly look good in the buff. Here are nine times when we definitely have no interest in seeing him bare at all. Sorry not sorry in advance for the visuals.

1. Gardening
The squatting, the sweating, the dirt and weeds everywhere. This is one chore we should all be keeping our pants on for.

2. Scrubbing the Floor
The idea of him crouched on the ground and scubbing away makes us wish there was some kind of cleaner for mental images.

3. Lifting Weights
The grunting. Enough said.

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4. Eating Wings
The only thing that could make the meat sweats more uattractive is watching them occur all over his entire naked body.

5. Climbing a Tree
Just the thought of hearing bark rub against his special place has us crawling with heebie jeebies.

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6. Riding a Bike
It would be hard to focus on anything except that poor, poor, seat.

7. Cliff Jumping
Too. Much. Flopping.

8. Using a Saw
First, there is the fear of imminent…danger. Then, there is the idea of him hunched over the thing. Cut. It. Out.

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9. Trying on Only Shirts
A man in a shirt with nothing on the bottom is one of the most awkward and uncomfortable sights to behold. Perhaps it’s because they look like giant terrifying toddlers?