9 Ways to Use Fantasy Football to Improve Your Sex Life

Assign different sexual plays to actual plays during the game.

Bad plays:
Fumble = oral 
Missed field goal = back massage

Good plays:
Interception = steamy makeout
Touchdown = sex position of your choice

If your player has one of the good plays (for example, he intercepts the ball or scores a touchdown), you receive the corresponding sexual favor from your guy. If your player fumbles or misses a field goal, you give that sexual favor to him. (And, of course, the same rules apply to his players.) Get busy with these during the game, or tally them up and settle your debts on a non-game day.