Ellen’s Fifty Shades-Cinderella Mashup Is So Wrong—Yet We Can’t Stop Watching

Coming down from the height of the Fifty Shades of Grey craze, you might think we’d be sick of parodies of the box office hit—but you’d be very, very wrong. The newest comes courtesy of Ellen Degeneres, who gave the upcoming live-action Cinderella film the full Fifty Shades treatment. The result is so, so wrong (but so, so hilarious). Check it out: 

Is it just us, or can you totally picture this? Cinderella as the innocent and sheltered scullery maid whose life changes after her sexual awakening at a lavish ball, and Prince Charming as the picky and high-powered noble who must seek the perfect fit for what we can only assume is a glass butt plug… 

Kind of makes you wish that the newest Cinderella remake got a steamy modern twist instead of a straight adaptation, doesn’t it?

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