Mom Talks ‘Vagina Stitches’ And Other Stuff No One Tells You About Having Kids

“No one told me that EVERYONE will have an opinion on your baby ? how to feed it, how to clothe it, how to name it, how to rock it, why you should only rock it for 5 seconds a day else it will be a spoilt little fuck, and how if you aren’t holding it 24/7 then you are clearly a Shit Mum…. and so on,” Jayne wrote, adding that no one told her a “polite way of telling said opinionated people to eff off” either.