The Most Bizarre Sex-Related Google Searches Ever

Ah, Google—the place you go with all of your questions, reasonable and ridiculous, mundane and embarrassing. We’re guessing that you wouldn’t want anyone to unearth your sex-related searches, but if you’re curious what other people are Googling, new research published in The New York Times looked at just that. Some of the common searches probably won’t surprise you, but others…well, we’ll let you see for yourself. Here are a few of the most fascinating findings: 

1. When It Comes To Marriage Complaints, Sex Trumps All 
With 21,090 average monthly searches, “sexless marriage” takes the gold for top marriage concern—in comparison to 6,029 monthly searches for “unhappy marriage,” the second most common, and 2,650 for “loveless marriage.” 

2. Men and Women Are Equally Worried About Their Junk 
When it comes to genitalia-related searches, women Google nearly as many questions about their vaginas as men do about their penises—and that concern far outweighs the concern they have for their partner’s bits. In fact, for every search a woman makes about her man’s penis, he makes 170 on his own and vice versa. 

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3. Men Are Obsessed With Size
Of the top 10 questions men Google about their penises, nine of them are about size, from “How to make my penis bigger?” to “Why is my penis so small?” Interestingly, one of the most commonly searched size-related questions is, “How big is my penis?”—because apparently, Google knows better than a ruler. 

4. Women Are Hung Up On Smell
Meanwhile, women are most concerned about smell below the belt—particularly whether their vaginas small like rotten fish, followed by vinegar, onions, ammonia, garlic, cheese, body odor, urine, bread, bleach, feces, sweat, metal, feet, garbage, and rotten meat. Guys, too, search about vaginal odor, most often how to tell their partners about it without being mean and occasionally, how to detect “the smell of cheating” down there. Yeah, we don’t get it either. 

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5. Guys Love Their Girlfriends’ Breasts
Yep, when it comes to Googling about their partner’s boobs, the most common search by dudes is, “I love my girlfriend’s boobs.” We’re not quite sure what guys are expecting to find there, but we’re glad to hear it! 

6. Men Are Divided About Breast Implants
When they’re Googling about their partners and boob jobs, turns out men are “evenly split between asking how to persuade her to get implants and perplexity as to why she wants them.” Ugh…but yay? 

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