These Are the Fantasies That Get Guys Off the Quickest

The sites teamed up to analyze the average viewing time of porn in different categories. The thought behind it: Porn videos with the shortest average viewing time probably got people off the fastest. Once you hit O-town, you’d stop watching the video and go about your day.

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Here’s what they discovered: On average, people watch porn videos on the site for a whopping nine minutes and 20 seconds.

Categories that seemed to get dudes off the fastest included “redheads” (seven minutes and 37 seconds), “Hentai” (sexy anime), “blondes,” and “college.” Also worth pointing out: “Small tits” trumped “big tits” by 37 seconds, proving not all guys are into huge boobs.

But researchers also took a look at what gets gals off the fastest, and the results might surprise you. On average, we watched porn videos for longer than guys (which could be because we tend to take a little more time to get ramped up).

Turns out the “hand job,” “solo male,” “college,” and “Asian” categories were the fastest-viewed vids among women. So we’re apparently the most turned on by watching college-aged Asian guys stroking the salami. Fascinating.

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Vice also admits that it’s totally possible that people didn’t watch these videos for long because they hated them, so yeah…