This Mattress Was Invented to Catch Cheaters

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While we’re intrigued, we still have lots of questions:

Does the company have a plan to help you stealthily replace your old mattress with one that is designed to catch him in the act? Won’t your partner wonder what you’re doing when you have to change the battery pack for your mattress? Does the mattress know when you’re having sex with your S.O. vs. a stranger? What happens if your dog jumps on the bed?

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Of course, it goes without saying that if you need to order a tryst-tracking mattress to feel secure in your relationship, you might have bigger issues at play. Still, we love their motto: “If your partner isn’t faithful, at least your mattress is.”