You Can Literally Make a Profit Off of Taylor Swift’s Bad Luck with Love

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Apparently, T. Swift isn’t the only celebrity whose love life you can pick on. Taobao also offers breakup insurance for other celeb couples like Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom.

Dating is no walk in the park. Dating as a celebrity? Even worse. Imagine having all of your bad Bumble dates broadcasted all over the media. Separate from the dubious business model behind the insurance claims, this just seems mean. (We’re rooting for you, Hiddleswift!)

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Unfortunately, you can’t currently purchase breakup insurance for your own love life. We’d actually be into that.