You’ve Got to See This NSFW Halloween Mask That Looks Like a Very Realistic Vagina

The silicone mask is made-to-order (hopefully we won’t be seeing a bulk order of these anywhere soon) and is totally eyeless. Instead of a mouth, there’s another set of, ahem, lips. The mask doesn’t come cheap, either. Getting your hands on one will run you $480.

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According to the product description, the mask is made for BDSM (that’s a 50 Shades of Gray-style fetish involving bondage, domination, sadism, and masochism, for the uninitiated), and is fully functional. Not sure we want to know how that works…

Naturally, we have to wonder, would anyone actually have the balls (pun intended) to wear this on Halloween? If you have your heart set on bobbing for apples as a larger than life labia this year, save it for the adults-only party.