“Admire your dress, the ceremony venue, the faces of the guests—all of it. It’s only one day, it will whizz by. I was never the little girl who dreamed of a fairy tale wedding, so we opted for elopement. It was noon on a cold Valentine’s Day in Portland, Maine. The sun shined through the City Hall’s atrium windows. Just as we’re about to speak our vows, the steeple bell began to ring. We smiled, held hands, and counted all 12 chimes. Thirty-seven years later it’s the moment of our wedding day we still remember. —Stephanie D., married 37 years
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