So what’s to blame/praise for the rise in self-satisfaction? A few stab-in-the-dark guesses:
Magic Mike XXL
Hello, topless Channing, Joe, and Matt. Ginuwine’s “Pony†will forever remind us of all the fun we had by ourselves last year—in bed.
50 Shades of Grey
There were butts, nipples, blindfolds, and whips—and we bit our lips so much they bled.
Shower Masturbation School
So many positions we taught you, so little time until the hot water runs out. (Yep, we’re making this about us.)
Hot Guys Doing Things Became a Thing
Hot guys eating salads, hot guys holding puppies, hot guys cleaning, reading, etc. etc. took over Instagram, so we took those pics for a spin.
Adele
Nothing inspires women to whip out their vibes more than an emotional breakup song. Hello, orgasm, it’s me.
Why do YOU think people masturbated more in 2015 than in 2014? Leave your own guesses in the comments!
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