Here’s What Courtney Cox and Matthew Perry Should Put on Their Wedding Registry



Allegedly the two don’t want to put a label on their relationship yet, and it’s all very hush-hush (well, it was). This is a rumor we’re taking with a boulder of salt, but we’re still freakishly giddy about the idea since they were pretty much the cutest TV couple EVER.

So, um, not to rush things, but we started putting together a wedding registry just in case real life ends up mimicking art. And since we know Monica and Chandler better than Courteney and Matthew, we based it on The Bings.

1. A Case of All-Purpose Cleaner
Monica would burn through it in like a week, but it’s a good start.

2.  A New Foosball Table


Chandler’s old one was cool and all but…it was kind of beat up. Also, getting married = free new shit.

3. Really Nice Pots and Pans
We want only the best for Monica and her kitchen.

4. His ‘n’ Hers Snuggies


These two can cuddle like nobody’s business, so why not do it in extreme comfort?

5. A Bathtub Caddy

…So they can eat fried chicken and drink Champagne in the tub all they want.

6. A Label Maker
Once they officially put a label on their relationship, they can each mark their territory on the fridge and pantry contents. Monica, step away from Chandler’s Hostess cakes!

7. Closet Space Organizer
They live in NYC—enough said.

8. Oversized Wall Calendar


To ensure Chandler never, ever attempts to be spontaneous with Monica.

Good luck, you crazy kids!

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