8 Signs Your Avocado Habit Is Getting Out of Control

Recognizing that you have a problem is the first step in healing your dependence on the creamy, green fruit you can’t stop shoving in or around your mouth. Here, the signs that your fondness for the healthy food is becoming an issue. We’re here for you.

1. You Have at Least Three Pinterest Boards Dedicated to Avocado Recipes
There’s one for avocado smoothies, one for the best avocado-cutting techniques, and of course, one for guacamole. And those are just the basics.

2. Your Reaction to Subway’s Avocado Commercials Was Not Normal
“Finally, someone understands me,” says no one who isn’t totally addicted to the fruit.

 

3. Your Stash is Surprisingly Huge
Those bags of several avocados you can buy? One is never enough.

4. You Wake Up with a Green Mustache
You don’t remember face planting into an avocado, but the evidence is all over your mouth.

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5. No One Asks You What You’re Bringing to Potlucks Anymore
Your status as resident guacamole maker will last until you die.

6. You’ve Invented Several New Beauty Uses for Avocados
Because you haven’t lived until you’ve tried an avocado-oatmeal-honey hair mask.

 

7. You Consider Avocado Toast a Food Group
Someone should really get on reworking the MyPlate graphic already.

8. The Brief Chipotle Avocado Crisis of 2014 Rocked Your World
You had to leave work early when you heard the news that a drought could affect the availability of your favorite food. Dark times. 

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