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In response to one Twitter user asking the actor to sign his peen, Ryan responded with a valid excuse: “Oops, I’m just helping my Nana take her diabetes medication right now.” Be still our beating hearts! And even though it got a lot (we mean a lot) weirder from there, Ryan didn’t miss a beat. “Just trying to finish this charcoal sketch of The Last Supper,” he responded to one request to rip out somebody’s appendix. In response to another fan’s demure proposition to preform a certain mouth-to-butt activity, Ryan was already booked. “Aww. Just planting fresh flowers at a local community center right now,” he said.
Aww. Just planting fresh flowers at a local community center right now. https://t.co/FElu93uTrD
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 20, 2016
You stay hunky, we mean hilarious, Ryan.