Fact: Dirty talk can be hot. But it can get weird—quick. One minute, his filthy mouth is sexy AF, and the next, he’s nicknaming a part of your body something that makes your vagina snap shut faster than a Venus flytrap. Before you know it, your lady boner isn’t just MIA; it’s in witness protection.
Here, real women share the worst things guys have called their hoo-has. (Yes, even worse than hoo-ha.)