Choosing the perfect couples costume is a rite of passage for so-adorable-you-could-barf couples everywhere.
But as anyone who has dedicated a full week to searching through costumes for two knows, that sh*t is way harder than Instagram makes it look.
For starters, you have to actually agree on the costume, and if a wig is required to complete it, you’re going back to the drawing board.
When it’s all said and done, though, the ensemble you wear out the door on October 31 say a lot more about your relationship than your shared love of Halloween.
Behold, here’s what it means if you’re going as…