10. “Fair warning, this is the type of sh*t nightmares are made out of.”
9. “Let’s keep going, oh god, before I pass out.”
8. “Oh god, there’s so much left in there.”
7. “Oh god, f**king plasma. Jesus.”
6. “Oh lord, help me, Jesus.”
5. “[Guttural vomiting sound.]”
4. “I can’t look at it, it looks like a [expletive], [expletive], [expletive], [unintelligible nonsense].”
3. “What the f**k is this, jelly?”
2. “Staph infection, here we come.”
1. “F**K.”
The article Man Pops a Pimple On His Chin That’s So Big and Leaky, He Almost Pukes originally appeared on Men’s Health.